Posted by Joe on June 06, 2001 at 10:20:05:
In Reply to: How many victims does it take to murder a pickpocket? posted by Riv on June 06, 2001 at 09:36:25:
: : None, you can't kill a vampire.
: _Riv
Buy a new wallet. Coat the inside with a liberal amount of arsenic, place loosely in back pocket, and ride the same bus!*
*Joe in no way recomends or advocates the above action. All rules apply. Offer good while supplies last. All entries must be recieved by August 12, 2001.
Or something a little less harmful, buy a cheap wallet, rig it to explode with ink when opened, ride bus, catch 'em red** handed. Beat them senseless.*
**Actual color of ink may differ from package. See rules for details.
Joe