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Re: Questions, Quesadillas, and Quadrapelegics

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Posted by froggyTheFrog (68.35.114.160) on November 30, 2002 at 12:30:08:

In Reply to: Questions, Quesadillas, and Quadrapelegics posted by Cory (172.195.72.52) on November 29, 2002 at 21:24:17:

> Here's some questions that have been burning up inside of me for several years now. I must ask you folks...

> 1) Have you, ever, at some instance in your life, been pointed out by a person and they said "There he is! Get him!"

Yes. Then immediately, the person's friend goes up to an innocent bystander and starts punching him, while I got on to the bus and waved a farewell.

> 2) Have you ever been associated with a "horde" of some sort?

Does a mob count? I was once president of an organization called the "Ministry of Believers".

> 3) Which is better with French Fries? Chocolate syrup or Maple syrup?
Crap. I've only tried Frosties, honey, and mayo. Here's my take:

Frosties -- really good. I mostly go to Wendy's so that I have something to dip my fries in.

Mayo -- The Swedish really do know what they are doing when it comes to food. Better than Ketchup.

Honey -- There really are much better uses for honey.

> 4) What is the smallest penis you have ever seen with your own eyes?
I can't remember if I've ever seen one on a mouse or not.

> 5) Ever been to Missoula, Montana?
Never been to Montana, period.

> 5a) If so, WHY????
> 5b) If not, WHY NOT???
I have never had any reason to be interested in that part of the US. Might go someday, just for coverage.

> 6) Have you ever been impressed by the size of one of your turds?
But, of course.

> 7) Have you ever fantasized about having sex with the ENTIRE cast of Gilligan's Island?

I need to try that one.

> 8) What is better? Antimony or Xenon?

Clueless. I watch neither.

> 9) Why is the country called Netherlands or Holland but the people are called Dutch?

Because that's the country that invented the Dutch oven, and they want you to remember that.

> 10) Have you ever once thought that you have been talking about doing something that is very extragavant and downright questionable yet realized you had the power to nullify any suspicious and critical comments made by those you were asking to think about if they ever did anything completely stupid like jump out of an airplane with a Superman costume on?
> Have you?

Ummmmmmmm..... Yeah.

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> > Here's some questions that have been burning up inside of me for several years now. I must ask you folks... > > 1) Have you, ever, at some instance in your life, been pointed out by a person and they said "There he is! Get him!" > Yes. Then immediately, the person's friend goes up to an innocent bystander and starts punching him, while I got on to the bus and waved a farewell. > > > 2) Have you ever been associated with a "horde" of some sort? > Does a mob count? I was once president of an organization called the "Ministry of Believers". > > 3) Which is better with French Fries? Chocolate syrup or Maple syrup? > Crap. I've only tried Frosties, honey, and mayo. Here's my take: > Frosties -- really good. I mostly go to Wendy's so that I have something to dip my fries in. > Mayo -- The Swedish really do know what they are doing when it comes to food. Better than Ketchup. > Honey -- There really are much better uses for honey. > > > 4) What is the smallest penis you have ever seen with your own eyes? > I can't remember if I've ever seen one on a mouse or not. > > 5) Ever been to Missoula, Montana? > Never been to Montana, period. > > 5a) If so, WHY???? > > 5b) If not, WHY NOT??? > I have never had any reason to be interested in that part of the US. Might go someday, just for coverage. > > > 6) Have you ever been impressed by the size of one of your turds? > But, of course. > > 7) Have you ever fantasized about having sex with the ENTIRE cast of Gilligan's Island? > I need to try that one. > > 8) What is better? Antimony or Xenon? > Clueless. I watch neither. > > 9) Why is the country called Netherlands or Holland but the people are called Dutch? > Because that's the country that invented the Dutch oven, and they want you to remember that. > > 10) Have you ever once thought that you have been talking about doing something that is very extragavant and downright questionable yet realized you had the power to nullify any suspicious and critical comments made by those you were asking to think about if they ever did anything completely stupid like jump out of an airplane with a Superman costume on? > > Have you? > Ummmmmmmm..... Yeah.

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