Posted by Ryan (129.237.110.128) on November 30, 2002 at 17:34:43:
In Reply to: Questions, Quesadillas, and Quadrapelegics posted by Cory (172.195.72.52) on November 29, 2002 at 21:24:17:
> Here's some questions that have been burning up inside of me for several years now. I must ask you folks...
> 1) Have you, ever, at some instance in your life, been pointed out by a person and they said "There he is! Get him!"
Only when playing football in elementary school. I wish a horde of sorority girls would say it someday.
> 2) Have you ever been associated with a "horde" of some sort?
Wow, I have incredible psychic abilities to realize you were going to use the word "horde" in the next question. No. Mob mentality doesn't suit me very well.
> 3) Which is better with French Fries? Chocolate syrup or Maple syrup?
With maple syrup, it's like getting a hash brown with your hotcakes at McDonalds in the morning. So I'd have to answer the latter.
> 4) What is the smallest penis you have ever seen with your own eyes?
My baby cousin's when I was a kid because my aunt had to change him in front of the entire room. I hate it when people do that. I'm sure the smallest you've seen is your own, not your son's. Ha ha ha!
> 5) Ever been to Missoula, Montana?
> 5a) If so, WHY????
> 5b) If not, WHY NOT???
Never. Aren't there radicals with guns planning to take over the government there?
> 6) Have you ever been impressed by the size of one of your turds?
All the time. They aren't just logs, they are boa constrictors. I've been eating too much junk food since becoming a college student again.
> 7) Have you ever fantasized about having sex with the ENTIRE cast of Gilligan's Island?
Only all at the same time in a big orgy. Being alone with that horny Skipper kind of frightens me. He's kind of got that Mr. Belvidere vibe going on.
> 8) What is better? Antimony or Xenon?
I've blocked out high school chemistry. They're both cool looking words, though.
> 9) Why is the country called Netherlands or Holland but the people are called Dutch?
And why is Germany called Deutschland in German? Why haven't the Dutch sued? You've stumped me there, Cory.
> 10) Have you ever once thought that you have been talking about doing something that is very extragavant and downright questionable yet realized you had the power to nullify any suspicious and critical comments made by those you were asking to think about if they ever did anything completely stupid like jump out of an airplane with a Superman costume on?
That's the longest sentence I've ever read. That's why those Jackass guys videotape everything. It's the only way you can prove to someone you did something stupid.