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Re: Questions, Quesadillas, and Quadrapelegics

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Posted by pork (68.55.164.40) on November 30, 2002 at 20:24:32:

In Reply to: Questions, Quesadillas, and Quadrapelegics posted by Cory (172.195.72.52) on November 29, 2002 at 21:24:17:

> 1) Have you, ever, at some instance in your life, been pointed out by a person and they said "There he is! Get him!"

At first I thought he was pointing at me, but then I realized he was on TV.

> 2) Have you ever been associated with a "horde" of some sort?

Not a chance. Such associations, to me, are as fleeting as they are merely pragmatic. Even when I'm mingling with scattered souls, I'll tend to focus mainly on one person. If there's no one person I feel like focusing on, I'll drift away and try to beat the boredom.

> 3) Which is better with French Fries? Chocolate syrup or Maple syrup?

I like French fries, but I don't eat syrup of any kind.

> 4) What is the smallest penis you have ever seen with your own eyes?

I don't remember. My eyes are not drawn toward that general area anyway.

> 5) Ever been to Missoula, Montana?
> 5a) If so, WHY????
> 5b) If not, WHY NOT???

No. I've always had this voice in my head saying "NEVER visit Missoula, Montana." Was that you, Cory?

> 6) Have you ever been impressed by the size of one of your turds?

Yes, but "impressed" is a broad term. Don't read too much into it.

> 7) Have you ever fantasized about having sex with the ENTIRE cast of Gilligan's Island?

I couldn't, because I've never watched the show, thus I have no accurate mental representation of the cast.

> 8) What is better? Antimony or Xenon?

I like xenon. I know nothing about most chemical elements, but the name "xenon" sounds more "sci-fi schtick," which is good enough for me.

> 9) Why is the country called Netherlands or Holland but the people are called Dutch?

German influence of some sort, I believe.

> 10) Have you ever once thought that you have been talking about doing something that is very extragavant and downright questionable yet realized you had the power to nullify any suspicious and critical comments made by those you were asking to think about if they ever did anything completely stupid like jump out of an airplane with a Superman costume on?

Sure. It's all in the tone you adopt, and the way you word your questions.

> Have you?

Actually, come to think of it, I'm not sure.

> -Cory

^(oo)^

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> > 1) Have you, ever, at some instance in your life, been pointed out by a person and they said "There he is! Get him!" > At first I thought he was pointing at me, but then I realized he was on TV. > > 2) Have you ever been associated with a "horde" of some sort? > Not a chance. Such associations, to me, are as fleeting as they are merely pragmatic. Even when I'm mingling with scattered souls, I'll tend to focus mainly on one person. If there's no one person I feel like focusing on, I'll drift away and try to beat the boredom. > > 3) Which is better with French Fries? Chocolate syrup or Maple syrup? > I like French fries, but I don't eat syrup of any kind. > > 4) What is the smallest penis you have ever seen with your own eyes? > I don't remember. My eyes are not drawn toward that general area anyway. > > 5) Ever been to Missoula, Montana? > > 5a) If so, WHY???? > > 5b) If not, WHY NOT??? > No. I've always had this voice in my head saying "NEVER visit Missoula, Montana." Was that you, Cory? > > 6) Have you ever been impressed by the size of one of your turds? > Yes, but "impressed" is a broad term. Don't read too much into it. > > 7) Have you ever fantasized about having sex with the ENTIRE cast of Gilligan's Island? > I couldn't, because I've never watched the show, thus I have no accurate mental representation of the cast. > > 8) What is better? Antimony or Xenon? > I like xenon. I know nothing about most chemical elements, but the name "xenon" sounds more "sci-fi schtick," which is good enough for me. > > 9) Why is the country called Netherlands or Holland but the people are called Dutch? > German influence of some sort, I believe. > > 10) Have you ever once thought that you have been talking about doing something that is very extragavant and downright questionable yet realized you had the power to nullify any suspicious and critical comments made by those you were asking to think about if they ever did anything completely stupid like jump out of an airplane with a Superman costume on? > Sure. It's all in the tone you adopt, and the way you word your questions. > > Have you? > Actually, come to think of it, I'm not sure. > > -Cory > ^(oo)^

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