Re: Questions, Quesadillas, and Quadrapelegics

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> > Here's some questions that have been burning up inside of me for several years now. I must ask you folks... > > 1) Have you, ever, at some instance in your life, been pointed out by a person and they said "There he is! Get him!" > Yes, that is why I can relate to celebrities need of privacy! lol > > 2) Have you ever been associated with a "horde" of some sort? > Yes, again, they were chasing me because they wanted to hear me sing and I was not in the mood that day to entertain my peers. I was not a part of them, I was running home away from the "horde" of kids. > That could be a nightmare for a 11 year old. I can imagine the horror of celebrities life without their guards. > > 3) Which is better with French Fries? Chocolate syrup or Maple syrup? > hmmmm.....my saliva! lol Well, I don't eat them anymore after hearing on the news that they cause cancer... well, once in a while, I slip! > > 4) What is the smallest penis you have ever seen with your own eyes? > I have this friend who flashed his penis at me in his car two times. Man, he had to lift up his BIG stomach and DIG for his penis and when he finally found the little sucker, it was shorter than my pinkie or an earth worm. For a man to be so overweight, his penis was very slim! No, this was not an infant, he was in his 50s. > > 5) Ever been to Missoula, Montana? > > 5a) If so, WHY???? > > 5b) If not, WHY NOT??? > Montana? Where is that? (just kidding) I have too many other places that I prefer to visit, like going back home to Florida (Beaches!), Las Angeles to see Dr. Phil (More Beaches!). Do they have any beaches in Montana? > > 6) Have you ever been impressed by the size of one of your turds? > Yes, especially when they are about 2 feet long. That is a fascinating sight to see! Should I charge admission for others to see my wonderful long turds. lol Hey, tonight at a Chinese buffet, I saw this fish with the longest turd of the history of fish aquarium! It was about 4 or 5 times longer than the fish! If I did that, the toilet will be stopped up for life! lol > > 7) Have you ever fantasized about having sex with the ENTIRE cast of Gilligan's Island? > Hell No! > Mr. Howl is too old and boring! Too materialistic! > > Captain is too old and boring and lack imagination. IQ too low. > Gilligan looks like he would be lost in bed. He would need a teacher, not a lover. > The scientist, hey, I may have to reconsider my answer because he is cute and very intelligent, scientific minds are full of surprises!!! Oooo la la! Come on Professor, I am ready for ya! lol Froggy is my scientist! > Well, I am not a lesbian, so that leaves out Ginger and Mary Ann, but if I was gay, Ms. Howl would turn me back to being straight again in a hurry!!! > > 8) What is better? Antimony or Xenon? > Well, I have to go off the chart and chose something else because I need NaCl for to make my food taste much better, especially in restaurants where the food is so bland that I think it was intended for seniors. > I need H2O to drink because we can't do without that to sustain life, plus, if I don't have H2O, no deorderant will save the world from my funky arm pits!!! Whew! Take a whip of that smell! It will do a TKO faster than Tyson!!! > TKO - my arm pits will do a technical knock out without water! lol > > > 9) Why is the country called Netherlands or Holland but the people are called Dutch? > > Because they want to? Do you want me to go ask my dead German-Jew ancestors why they name things to confuse people? > > 10) Have you ever once thought that you have been talking about doing something that is very extragavant > Well, there are those who think I am talking about something very extragvant, but that is because they don't know what their brains are for. > and downright questionable > I have noticed that a lot of things I say are questionable! > yet realized you had the power to nullify any suspicious and critical comments made by those you were asking to think about if they ever did anything completely stupid like jump out of an airplane with a Superman costume on? > Hey, I don't waste my time with this stuff! > > Have you? > Have I what? Have sex? No, I am a virgin. > > -Cory > Cory? That is the guy on the website who asked us these silly questions. lol Thanks Cory, it was fun.

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