Posted by Hater rater (64.12.96.7) on July 18, 2003 at 12:29:17:
In Reply to: I HATE BARBRA STREISAND posted by Cory on May 31, 2001 at 23:35:48:
: On Valentines Day of 2001, Fox aired a 2-hour Barbra Streisand (henceforth referred to as BS) concert. I know this is the same network that brought you Temptation Island and Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?...but did they have to stoop so low this time?
: TEN REASONS TO HATE BABS...
: 10. She's a bigger fag hag than Liz Taylor.
: 9. She married James Brolin. Yea, that guy from the Aamco commercials.
: 8. At 40, she attempted to play a teenager in Yentl.
: 7. She sang in Yentl.
: 6. She is so extraordinarily vain and actually thinks she is beautiful. Incidentally, she has been on Mr. Blackwell's worst-dressed list for DECADES.
: 5. She stars and directs in her own films, that way having complete control over how she is portrayed...which ends up being her own worse enemy, ironically.
: 4. She denies ever having plastic surgery, but admit it: there's no way in hell she looks 59
: 3. Just when you thought Fox sunk to a new low with the V-Day concert, they air the 2-hour AFI Tribute to Barbra Streisand. Just a bunch of celebrities kissing BS's ass with cliched speeches and faux-sentimentality.
: 2. One of the few woman you CAN have nasal sex with.
: And the number one reason to hate Barbra Streisand...
: 1. She's pretentious, artificial, annoying, neurotic, anxious, perfectionistic, egotistical, boring, untalented, and hasn't done any meaningful or successful work in 20 years. And those are her POSITIVE attributes.
: -Cory