Posted by Emily on December 27, 2000 at 00:21:40:
Hi. I am a poster. Look at me decorating the wall. Etc.
Ok, if I leave anyone out, I don't hate you, I just did the regulars or people that have a definate posting style. Also, THESE ARE ALL JOKES! Joke = Hahaha. Don't be all sensitive and get your feelings hurt, ho-bitch. =oP
Emily
=oDDDDDDDDD Hi! John John John! Ok, sir, I will eat my banana now! Bye!
Love,
Emily
Excalibur
Love is not something that comes from ppl's heads, it is something that comes from ppl's hearts. I see love everywhere. I see it in other ppl, I see it in my dog, my barbie, my intense eyelashes. If only I could find love. I know she's out there for me. I know she will love me as I already love her. I'd like to hear from romantics, cynics, and the Pope if possible, all by 8 o' clock, 'cause I got a hot date with some chick my friend banged last week!
K.B.
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: The manifestation of love all has to do with essence, as I learned from the post office. My calves and ass have taught me that the ultimate goal of every human being, whether they're integrated or not, should be to find that essence and live it out...live it out. Hi Red!
Cory
Elephant monkey poop!
Monkey poop elephant!
<-- Dude! Hehehehehehe.
Allllll you need is weeeeeed, weeeed is all you neeed!
Man, I gotta get me some pussy.
Later masturbater!
Mikko
Things won't be the same around here once I get my leaf blower. Watch your back, Percy.
Perciever
Can I wear your training bra?
Diarmuid
Men are pigs! But not me! Man originated as feces. We're looking for a female to bang on the head and carry around in our penises. But, whatever I say, say nothing. Time for some more repression!
Margaret
Goldfishy, why do you mock me?
It hurts so bad...
Why do you do this?
Why do you keep pushing me over the edge?
Why?
Don't you have a heart?
You do. I can see it.
Swimming in your water!
I'm human too.
Oh, you're a fish.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Y?
:((((((
Matches
Whatever. Blah blah said that blah [insert hyper-complex theoretical jargon]. But, what do I know?
Cathy
i hate everyone. mabe i chould just dieeeee. O_o Puppet porn! >:D
Eggofire8
'tis a mystery!
RoTtEn ApPlE
Yah, that's all sweet and innocent, but wait until you hit late twenties. Forget your hopes and dreams man, life is all about the vaginas.
FERRANTINO!
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S.K.
LOL, me too. <:)
heatherb
excalibur, i feel the same way...!
you hit the nail RIGHT on the head............!
wow, i didnt know other people felt the same way...............................!
david............................................................................................!
:))))
Harley
I can drink 10 times your weight in beer! Men are pigs, like Dirboy says. I just use 'em for what they are.
Ana
It's not like I care, but maybe you have a viral disease, with the rash and all. >:-\
Gigi
What? I can't hear you. I'm over here, in Ireland! No, wait, now I'm in China! Hey, over here, in Canada! Come on, get a move on!
Brian (imitation) C.
DEECEE
SO I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN...SCRATCHED MY BALLS...WINKED AT CANDY FROM THE WHORE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET...GRINNIN...OK...DEECEE
David
You just insulted my mother and blew up my car, but I learned something. Thank you for your kindness and depth of character. May all blessings fall upon thee with great speed and delight and other olde english sounding words.
Jan
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