Posted by K.B. on December 27, 2000 at 01:57:43:
In Reply to: Poster Imitations posted by Emily on December 27, 2000 at 00:21:40:
: Hi. I am a poster. Look at me decorating the wall. Etc.
: Ok, if I leave anyone out, I don't hate you, I just did the regulars or people that have a definate posting style. Also, THESE ARE ALL JOKES! Joke = Hahaha. Don't be all sensitive and get your feelings hurt, ho-bitch. =oP
: Emily
: =oDDDDDDDDD Hi! John John John! Ok, sir, I will eat my banana now! Bye!
: Love,
: Emily
: Excalibur
: Love is not something that comes from ppl's heads, it is something that comes from ppl's hearts. I see love everywhere. I see it in other ppl, I see it in my dog, my barbie, my intense eyelashes. If only I could find love. I know she's out there for me. I know she will love me as I already love her. I'd like to hear from romantics, cynics, and the Pope if possible, all by 8 o' clock, 'cause I got a hot date with some chick my friend banged last week!
: K.B.
: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: The manifestation of love all has to do with essence, as I learned from the post office. My calves and ass have taught me that the ultimate goal of every human being, whether they're integrated or not, should be to find that essence and live it out...live it out. Hi Red!
: Cory
: Elephant monkey poop!
: Monkey poop elephant!
: <-- Dude! Hehehehehehe.
: Allllll you need is weeeeeed, weeeed is all you neeed!
: Man, I gotta get me some pussy.
: Later masturbater!
: Mikko
: Things won't be the same around here once I get my leaf blower. Watch your back, Percy.
: Perciever
: Can I wear your training bra?
: Diarmuid
: Men are pigs! But not me! Man originated as feces. We're looking for a female to bang on the head and carry around in our penises. But, whatever I say, say nothing. Time for some more repression!
: Margaret
: Goldfishy, why do you mock me?
: It hurts so bad...
: Why do you do this?
: Why do you keep pushing me over the edge?
: Why?
: Don't you have a heart?
: You do. I can see it.
: Swimming in your water!
: I'm human too.
: Oh, you're a fish.
: Why?
: Why?
: Why?
: Why?
: Why?
: Y?
: :((((((
: Matches
: Whatever. Blah blah said that blah [insert hyper-complex theoretical jargon]. But, what do I know?
: Cathy
: i hate everyone. mabe i chould just dieeeee. O_o Puppet porn! >:D
: Eggofire8
: 'tis a mystery!
: RoTtEn ApPlE
: Yah, that's all sweet and innocent, but wait until you hit late twenties. Forget your hopes and dreams man, life is all about the vaginas.
: FERRANTINO!
: dsknhgklsdfhldsjkhflksdfh! dskjfhslhfdfdhssakl MING! kfslgjl;jlk;gdjl;jgfl;kgjdl;jgf;jgf;jd. dkf;jf;skdjf;lkdsjfdsafsjd cat cat cat cat MING!
: S.K.
: LOL, me too. <:)
: heatherb
: excalibur, i feel the same way...!
: you hit the nail RIGHT on the head............!
: wow, i didnt know other people felt the same way...............................!
: david............................................................................................!
: :))))
: Harley
: I can drink 10 times your weight in beer! Men are pigs, like Dirboy says. I just use 'em for what they are.
: Ana
: It's not like I care, but maybe you have a viral disease, with the rash and all. >:-\
: Gigi
: What? I can't hear you. I'm over here, in Ireland! No, wait, now I'm in China! Hey, over here, in Canada! Come on, get a move on!
: Brian (imitation) C.
: DEECEE
: SO I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN...SCRATCHED MY BALLS...WINKED AT CANDY FROM THE WHORE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET...GRINNIN...OK...DEECEE
: David
: You just insulted my mother and blew up my car, but I learned something. Thank you for your kindness and depth of character. May all blessings fall upon thee with great speed and delight and other olde english sounding words.
: Jan
: *delete*