Posted by Cory on May 31, 2001 at 23:35:48:
On Valentines Day of 2001, Fox aired a 2-hour Barbra Streisand (henceforth referred to as BS) concert. I know this is the same network that brought you Temptation Island and Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?...but did they have to stoop so low this time?
TEN REASONS TO HATE BABS...
10. She's a bigger fag hag than Liz Taylor.
9. She married James Brolin. Yea, that guy from the Aamco commercials.
8. At 40, she attempted to play a teenager in Yentl.
7. She sang in Yentl.
6. She is so extraordinarily vain and actually thinks she is beautiful. Incidentally, she has been on Mr. Blackwell's worst-dressed list for DECADES.
5. She stars and directs in her own films, that way having complete control over how she is portrayed...which ends up being her own worse enemy, ironically.
4. She denies ever having plastic surgery, but admit it: there's no way in hell she looks 59
3. Just when you thought Fox sunk to a new low with the V-Day concert, they air the 2-hour AFI Tribute to Barbra Streisand. Just a bunch of celebrities kissing BS's ass with cliched speeches and faux-sentimentality.
2. One of the few woman you CAN have nasal sex with.
And the number one reason to hate Barbra Streisand...
1. She's pretentious, artificial, annoying, neurotic, anxious, perfectionistic, egotistical, boring, untalented, and hasn't done any meaningful or successful work in 20 years. And those are her POSITIVE attributes.
-Cory