Posted by Jan den Breejen on December 20, 2000 at 00:36:47:
(copied from Reel People site:)
NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire...
PARANOID PERSONALITY: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE PERSONALITY: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
............(better start again)
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are
MASOCHISTIC PERSONALITY: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch (don't ever change).
SCHIZOID PERSONALITY: Do you Hear What I Hear? And so you don't, what the heck do I care?
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and
Fire Hydrants and....