Ackshully, I don't stand by any of my post except the last sentence [nt]

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: : Like most of your peers, you just don't seem like an Alpha male to women, therefore your chances are limited. If you had big money or a quarterback's muscles, you'd be doing better with girls your age. : : You're at your peak of horniness right now. Shauna won't be at HER peak for another 20 years. If she seems like she is, it's just an act, designed to get attention. : : You want GUARANTEED sex? Bulk up, my son. 10 hours a week in a gym, plus all that high-carb stuff. Become a Henry Rollins figure, a well-read ball of sinew. You've got a fairly handsome face, and on top of a He-man body, you'll do fine. : : Is it worth the effort? Maybe. It's as close to a sure thing that I can think of, but it's a lot of effort. : : Of course, with 5 million women living in the California area, you might set up a website looking for a lover to take your virtue. Maybe use a less moody picture, though. Also, Cyanidesoup in the URL is sure to scare off some of your best prospects. : : Or even a personal ad "Dot-com webmaster seeks...". Now from what I've been told about the US dating scene, you'll have to wade through a flood of gold-diggers. But you know the score. : : But none of this is making you feel any better, I know. : : Go get a dimebag and chill. : : : : : : Maybe I shouldn't ask you guys since all you see of me are words. I imagine there is a PHYSICAL AURA which is around me which commands people to avoid me and NOT GET CLOSE TO ME. Everyone is so afraid/hateful of me but WHY? : : : I think it's because I'm weird. VERY weird. So weird that I am on a completely different cosmic plane than the rest of the dirty masses! Granted Emily and whats-his-face uh Freddie are weird...I mean they both have zany personalities but theres at least Someone who understands/appreciates them whereas with me I'm so fucking UNHUMAN it's absolutely frightening to think about because I don't know WHY everyone avoids me. : : : Seriously, I have no idea WHY I would think Shauna would be interested in me. Is it even possible that ANY -- oh Cory that's a long stretch but I mean that 100% and I will bet a thousand bucks on it -- that ANY girl could possibly be -- oh my god! -- sexually attracted to me or find me interesting? : : : Like I said I dont know why Im asking you this because you don't see ME. You see my pics but you don't see ME. I'm actually extremely ugly. Ive never been complimented about my looks once in my life. People online say I'm a good-looking person but they LIE. I trust no one. Actions speak louder than words. Why are you even reading this? You don't like me and I don't like you. : : : So ok, aside from THIS particular post, what can you possibly imagine is the reason why no one takes interest in me? Come on you NORMAL people, can't you help a Freak out once in a while? : : : Whiny, whiny, whiny, but just spittin' the truth, : : : Cory

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