Re: My Top 10 Indications That You May Be a Four

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: Alright...you have FORCED me to resubmit my list from 5 months ago...:p : : Top Eleven(!) signs that you are a Type Four: : 11. You have a regular job which just pays the bills, and what you call : your "real" job which allows you to truly express yourself. : 10. You have a t-shirt which has "I AM UNIQUE" in bold, day-glo letters. : 9. The sight of happy couples invariably fills your head with images of : the two of them roasting slowly over open flames. : 8. Your significant other gave you a yo-yo for your birthday, as a : symbol of your typical relating pattern. ;) : 7. You once got naked, painted yourself in various colors, and jumped : into the fountain in front of the art museum, just to : "make a statement." : 6. You make sure there aren't any razor blades, sleeping pills, loaded : revolvers, or sturdy ropes laying around the house just to : be safe during your "low times." : 5. You are secretly convinced that you are the result of some alien : breeding experiment, surrepititiously placed as an infant in : the family of a typical white-bread suburban community. : 4. You commit a huge amount of time, effort, and heart to a truly : special yet arcane work of art which symbolizes everything : important about you, then get very upset when you finally get : to hang it in the gallery and people "don't get it." : 3. If someone actually does seem to "get" your work of art, you either : a) Automatically think less of them : b) Tell them that they completely missed the whole point. : 2. You have a sign hanging above your bedroom door: : "Abandon hope all ye who enter here." : And the #1 sign that you are a type 4: : 1. You spend ten times as much time imagining yourself in various : "pretend" relationships as you actually end up spending in : >real< ones.

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