Posted by The Fool of Spoons on March 28, 2001 at 14:01:05:
I'm fresh out of apologies. Each of us The Fools are bound by an ironclad vow never to have apologies unless we feel like having apologies. As a prestigious The Fool, I hereby give you every last none of them.
: I don't recall referring to you as KB.
That's disgusting!
I can tell that my gift of spoon had little beneficial effect... people like you don't DESERVE spoons. (incidentally, I made you reread "I don't recall referring to you as KB" by my statement that it was disgusting - you don't trust your own memory of what you write, huh? pretty sad, losing your memory that young...) I mean, really, when you recommend medicine to a person, presumably not part of the nightstand-channeled community, and someone else responds under a different moniker as if you were trying to give the Thorazine to THEM, and you have no easy means of identifying either of the people except by their names, as could happen if you were deaf and blind but could read braille, or if you were on a board it's quite natural to assume that this second person, the one complaining that his nightstand doesn't exist, is the person you first referred to. The fact that you didn't assume this quite false assumption is proof of your insanity, and proof of your unworthiness for acceptance into the upper class of spoon-bearers.
: I was just making my rounds in the ward--> George Washington and Elvis get Thorazine on their nightstands too.
They're both dead. I don't think you need to tranquilize them any more.
I resent being thrown in with the common lot, even in your schizophrenic delusions, though - neither George Washington nor Elvis has even passed the rank of The Fool of Orange Spaghetti Sporks, and neither even got that far until long after his death.