Posted by Perciever on April 01, 2001 at 14:44:45:
In Reply to: Re: Hi Perceiver posted by Perciever on April 01, 2001 at 14:41:39:
Heres on of mine.
Posted by Mike Wallace on June 05, 2000 at 12:16:12:
Months of intense investigative research including trips
to countless hospitals leading to county clerks leading
to in home interviews has confirmed a horror too shocking
to keep quiet...
eric is corys father
Mrs. jesse j. a retired midwife recalls:
Uh waz a sittn' on muh porch recountn' da pria
dayz birthn'. Mus Washingtin' giva birth ta
da must darlin' baybee girl. She hava eyes
dat sparkle anda softest hair.
Dats wheyn muh hound dawg raymund stawted bawkin
lika devil himself musta be comin'. Uh put ona
muy specticles when a funna' lookin whyte boy
coma limpin to muh porch.
Dis aint no regula whyte boy. Dis white boy ghota
a booty bigga dan a Keynmore refrigerwayta! It
all swollen ayn stuff.
He stawt takin' in some fancy language lika he fancy
himselfa one a dem poetic kind.
He sayz "Mercy, dear midwife. Are you so qualified that you require
may give birth to my son?
"So much suffering you bring upon me lest you assist!
Dats whena a geyt up and stawt fur jesses doubla bawaled
shawtgun he keepa in da study.
Muh dawg raymund stopped bawkin and I hewa sound like a
hiss comn' from da whitee.
Wheyn I back on da porch da white boy is a given
birth to a son o da deveel!
Dats when my mind go out and I fawl down faint.