Posted by The Fool of Spoons on April 01, 2001 at 20:02:10:
In Reply to: Re: As a member of local 07651 of the Weird People's Anti-Defamation League, Fool subdivision, I wish to have a word with you posted by Perciever on April 01, 2001 at 14:36:37:
: : Weird people are no different from you or me. You are probably weird in some ways, and I know I am weird in some ways. That the general public image of weird people is so negative is one of the despicable things about our modern society. We weird people are just as likely to be funny, and arguably MORE likely to be intriguing, than so-called "normal" people. I urge you to renounce your stereotypical ways. Join the Weird People's Anti-Defamation Leage TODAY. Remember our motto - "You've never truly seen the world until you've seen it with an inflatable rubber duck on your hat and a spoon in your ear".
: ***What would your wife say is she knew you were obsessed with parenting
: a 19 yr. old girl on an internet site?
Where did you get the idea that I have a wife? I ask only as a matter of professional curiosity - as an illustrious The Fool, I am always eager to investigate a new exporter of dumb ideas. I thrive on them. They are my life's blood. With enough dumb ideas, a member of The Fools' international organization as skilled as I am would be able to conquer the world. It is the striving of each and every one of us, from the lowliest unspecialized Fool to our highest-ranking member, The Stoned and Mite-y Fool of Earwax, to shout stupid things in the faces of all our enemies, that they might rise from their stygian pits of excellence to the heights of being annoyed and (dare I speak the holy word?) confused. In this manner we shall elevate the heretics who speak their sinful words of wisdom into gloriously nonsensical babblers of foolishness, until everyone is a The Fool of some sort. And then God shall succumb to us, and forget the sins of all those who have passed upon this Earth, for God shall not be able to remember them. And the voice on high shall speak: "Huh? What?" And the peoples of the world shall rejoice under the guiding hand of us few original The Fools, and as I hold a twelfth share of The Fools, I personally shall hold every twelfth person under the iron hand of my Spoonocracy. Never to use a fork or a spork again, my people shall be True and Good in the depths of their uncomprehending minds. Amen.