Re: Some Three-Cutting Suggestions (regardless)

Posted by RoTtEn ApPlE on May 31, 2001 at 10:10:36:

In Reply to: Some Three-Cutting Suggestions (regardless) posted by Areia on May 30, 2001 at 13:33:26:

: My eeeevil friends and I were actually discussing this at lunch-- ways to cut Threes down to size and make them subservient-- so I thought I'd share them. All in good fun, I assure you. >]

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: - Make plenty of 'your mom' jokes.
: - Belittle their feeble attempts to impress or get attention. Bring an Eight for this job; they do it best.
: - Be painfully honest in pointing out things about them/rumors/Threeish things in general, i.e. "Are you a serial killer?" "So, like, why /do/ you smile at me so much? I don't even like you."
: - Brush off requests. Be uber-casual about it. "Can you get me a soda?" "Nah. I'm busy."
: - Point out things they might be insecure about, especially related to clothes or hair.
: - In general, be a big fat pain in the butt. :}

HAhahaha... as a 5, these things come pretty natural to me. I've already been doing quite a few to my dear enemy the 3w2. Best way to get a 3 is certainly to put FACTS about themselves right in front of their face... in public. My favorite moment with this 3w2... he was talking about how 'honesty' was going to be his marketing strategy for our new product... then he proceded to make a sales pitch that was full of shit (the honesty... meant he was going to BELIEVE his own lies)... and so in the meeting I stopped and called him on it. He hates me now.

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• Re: Some Three-Cutting Suggestions (regardless) Areia 14:22:29 06/01/01 (1)
  • An Addendum (Threeness! :) Areia 14:28:07 06/01/01 (0)

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