Having had a shift from obsession with (male) Threes to obsession with (all things) Five, I really need some Fives to take me in and tell me cool things, or vice versa, I need to adopt some Fives. Knowing scads of real life Fives isn't enough, I want some VIRTUAL ones...
So, in an extremely feeble attempt to woo your big juicy brains (especially RoTtEn ApPlE, who inspired me with her poetry) here is a little ditty. I think it has something to do with the fact that I work in a music store with three Fives (and about a half-dozen Sevens):
*Pain = The Triad of Pain is my name for the 3-6-9 triad, aka "The Gerbil Wheel."