Omigod- that is toooo funny!

Posted by Karen on October 31, 1999 at 13:31:50:

In Reply to: I thought I should leave the Willygram to someone more experienced, but here goes.... posted by Tiggy - who's very IMAGINATIVE. on October 31, 1999 at 09:24:56:

> 1s - a perfect specimen, but a bit sharp and pointy for my liking.
> 2s - Squidgy and a bit soft, but usually available.
> 3s - Always ready for action, versatile.
> 4s - Prone to deflation, but can hold out a long time if really interested.
> 5s - seeks a place to hide.
> 6s - Reliable, should do the job, but unexciting.
> 7s - Pumping with life.
> 8s - A veritable weapon!
> 9s - limp, and not fussy where it goes.

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