Larry is an Enneanazi

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> [Larry]> Greetings, friends. > [Cory] - we're friends? > [Larry]> Last time I posted here I recieved vile feedback from many evil people. Aparently none of you could accept my postings on the superiority of the E-Type One. > [Cory] - yes, anybody who disagrees with you is "evil". Figure that one out. And if ones are so superior, why did you misspell "received" and "apparently"? > > [Larry] - I will now hearken you to listen what I will now say that will shock you. It may frighten some of you weak links but its just evolution cleansing itself. > [Cory] - Oooh, what the hell are you, a messenger from God? "Hearken"? You seem to have some ego complex. > [Larry]> REVOLUTION OF E-TYPE ONE: Evidence and facts supporting the E-Type One's rightful existence as Master > [Cory] - What the? > [Larry]> Since the dawn of time, mankind has risen out of the sludge and into people. Now, it is a dark time as well. Morals are not respected. People are subjective, not objective. They are disorganized, messy, and unpunctual. They act impusively. They are illusioned. They are WRONG. > [Cory] - Wouldn't it break your heart to know you are WRONG? > [Larry] - In this despicable mass of humanity, only E-Type One stands out head and shoulders above the rest as the Superior Master in which all civilization emanates from in all its mighty glory. Darwin and Evolution (which have been proven true) show that the Strongest Will Survive, and that the most intelligent rules over all. This is manifested in, and only in E-Type One. > [Cory] - Hmm, do you have any proof? Or do you just expect us to swallow this crap? I would personally think Eights are more powerful, but you are always Right, so I must be wrong. > [Larry] - Strength. Intelligence. Ethical. Objective. Clear. Beautiful. Observant. Leading. Creative. RIGHT. These are all synonyms that are only in the E-Type One, and these are the words which make us fit to govern the world. > [Cory] - ONLY in One? Ok, you're going too far. One's are Creative, but not Fours? LOL you're pathetic. Eights don't lead, Fives aren't observant, no other types are ethical or intelligent. This "theory" of yours has some MAJOR irrational holes! > [Larry] - Bill Clinton, that disgusting E-Type Three, with his perverted ways makes me SICK! If we had an E-Type One we would not be in this predicament. Because of Clinton, the world is near collapse. Terror and famine run rampant in Kosovo. Wars break out every day. Mothers getting shot in the streets. What is the result of this DECLINE OF CIVILIZATION? Anti-Oneness that is what it is. > [Cory] - No, it's not "anti-oneness". Your problem is you associate what is Evil with "Anti-One". Then again, you're too narrow-minded to know what I'm talking about, so I'll shut up. > [Larry]> Anti-Oneness: Crimes against Nature and the Master > > Twos: dependent, manipulative, conniving, these people commit crimes of passion like Lorena Bobbitt and OJ Simpson. > [Cory] - Yes, ALL Twos do that. Right. > [Larry]> Threes: Fake and lusty over success, these people kill to get their way. Most serial killers are threes. > [Cory] - You can really see the bad side of each type, can't you? > [Larry]> Fours: Gothic, devil-worshipping freaks. The Columbine devils wore black and were Fours. > [Cory] - I'm a four and NOT gothic nor a devil worshipper! Damn, you need some more Experience in the enneagram before making these assumptions. I think the Columbine killers were sixes actually. No, I'm not being like Johnny Five, I have my rational reasons! > [Larry]> Fives: These beasts have killed God and taken Him out of public schools. Atheists who have contributed to the Moral Decay in our once-great civilization. > [Cory] - St. Thomas Aquinas was a Five. Explain that. > [Larry]> Sixes: Paranoid and conforming, they always join cults and lead people astray from the One True God. > [Cory] - hey, don't speak ill of the sixes! They might just follow you and help out your movement! > [Larry]> Sevens: Disgusting hedonicism who have depraved sex, drugs, and other immoral activities. > [Cory] - You truly are a textbook unhealthy One. > [Larry]> Eights: Brutish beasts who beat people up and rob them. > [Cory] - Yea, they're beating me up and robbing me all the time! > [Larry] > Nines: Oblivious and lazy to the world around them. They go with the flow instead of standing up for their beliefs. > [Cory] - You can find something wrong with Everybody! > [Larry]> ONES: THE PEOPLE FIT TO GOVERN WITH THEIR ADVANCED ETHICS, INTELLIGENCE, FAIRNESS, AND LEADERSHIP ABILITIES. > [Cory] - Oh, except for Ones! > > [Larry]> It is up to you to join which side you want. You can be SLIME. Or you can be HUMAN. > > Warmest Regards, > > Your guide and helper in life, > > Larry > [Cory] - You have problems. Serious problems. You claim to be an OBJECTIVE One, but you have the most Subjective view of the enneagram I have ever seen! Basically what your theory is is a "Type Racism". It reminds me of the Nazis claiming they were superior. What's your views on them? > -Cory, the oh-so-evil 4w5

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