Posted by Cory on April 26, 2000 at 11:59:07:
In Reply to: An answer... posted by Diarmuid on April 26, 2000 at 07:27:32:
> How do you think a hideous, brief-stuffing beast like Mick Jagger ends up with kill-yourself gorgeous models all the time?
Because he's Mick Jagger.
> It's simple; women work in cycles (not necessarily 4-week ones, though).
> Every so often, there is a "window of oppertunity", never lasting more than a few hours, maybe only a minute, when ANY able-bodied man can move in.
Hmm...I should become climb through some of these windows and become a "prowler".
> That's what Jagger does, and that's what your lucky "friend" did: he moved in while he had the window. It is also what we're all rooting for you to do. We're looking forward to the Cory-with-a-girlfriend posts, where you post hilarious comments about the smell of her private parts, which all the tight-asses on the boards squeal to have removed (the posts, not the private parts).
You know me too well. =o)
> Now, the question, did he know that the window was open when he struck, or did he just plunge in hopefully.
> Did he read "signs", like "body language", or does he just use a scattershot shell (wide angle of fire, you've gotta hit something).
Ok, so its like sniper rifle vs. shotgun? I'm bad at understanding signs and such (I read too much into things), so my best bet is to take up that shotgun. It's worth a shot.
> What can I tell you, with my few years of experience (young Jedi)? Um, well... I'm bad at reading signs so for every success I've had, I have about 1.4 slaps and/or other rejections, on average. What will really screw your head is when you get slapped, but make out with her 30 minutes later. Not saying it's bad, mind you.
How shall I go about this approach? Be blunt and realistic, "Hey, you Like honest men right?" or be subtle and cunning? Act out like a romantic Romeo "Even though I have known you for only twenty minutes I know the stars have written for us to be together" or should I should save up time and money and find me a cheap prostitute?
> Oh, and don't be too surprised if, after a session of hanky-panky, she turns out to have a long-term boyfriend/fiancé. She's just using you to let off some steam. And You are just using her, so don't be a hypocrite.
Fine with me!
> Have you read your Schopenhauer? He called that the "will-to-life"
Yes, and he was a hypocrite too. He praised death and suicide, yet never killed himself. He gave the impression of being a cynical pessimist, yet he was finely cultured, dined on exquisite cuisine, associated with many ladies, and lived a near-playboy existence.
-Cory