Posted by Andrew Blake 6W5 on July 08, 1998 at 02:27:44:
In Reply to: Re: Back to the Top 10 Lists ... TYPE FOUR! posted by Harry C on April 17, 1998 at 10:26:36:
1) Get angry with the president and decide to assassinate him.
2) Decide not to because it is very dangerous.
3) Decide to become chairman of your club/congregation.
4) Decide not to in case it makes someone angry.
5) Become a hermit because that is safe.
6) Do a bungee jump/ free fall parachute drop.
7) Make sure your tax records will survive ANY investigation.
8) Make sure you get to work on time.
9) Make sure you dont park illegally.
10) Go for a solo hill walking holiday in Afghanistan and get on well with everybody there.