What a stupid test!

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> First off, Emily you LIED. You're a virgin. The only way to get that score was if you had sex before! Many of the questions werent WOULD you do it, but IF you did it. That's why I have such a low score. > Other qualms: "Ok if the other person is into it?" What about if the other person ISNT into it? I happen to like domination and force...it's a natural turn on for men! But see, these are days of "sexual equality" and it's Un-PC to make questions like that. > Many things are ridiculous...role-playing, video taping yourself, etc. Many of the things I am into which are VERY extreme are not even mentioned. Ok, so maybe they are illegal. But still, I could easily write a better sex test (and I will) that covers everything from Anal Sex to Animals. Seriously. > *** > Attitude Index > Your score = 60 > Spice Index > Your score = 53 > > > > > Sexual Daredevil Index > Your score = 18 > > > > > What do your scores mean? > The results of the test suggest that you are a progressive-minded conservative when it comes to > sexuality. You are open to new sexual ideas and behavior, but to a limit. There is a point at which > sexual behavior crosses your threshold. With a partner of a similar attitude, yours can be a healthy > and fun sex life. Just beware of judging others for coloring outside the lines of what you consider > 'sexual normalcy'. > According to the test results, you have experimented sexually, > *NOT REALLY!!!* > but you haven't chosen every option > from the great palette of sex. > *BECAUSE I HAVE TERRIBLE SOCIAL SKILLS AND CANT MEET WOMEN! INTROVERSION SHOULD NOT BE A FACTOR IN THIS!* > You do have a creative nature, which keeps your sexual liaisons > satisfactorily spicy, but you aren't the wildest love maker on the planet. > *I WOULD BE IF YOU HAD QUESTIONS ABOUT PEEING, 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS, MIDDLE AGED WOMEN, AND TRANSVESTITES YOU STUPID TEST!* > You seem to have > discovered what pleases you, and plan to stick with it! As long as you are sexually fulfilled, keep it > up! > *OH SHUT UP! I NEVER EVEN DISCOVERED ANYTHING* > According to the Sexual Daredevil Index, you seem to be a subdued sexual animal. You seem to > shy away from sex play that is exhilaratingly daring. In fact, you seem down right reluctant to > venture into the jungle of sexual experimentation. Maybe you are caged by feelings of guilt and > shame. > *LOOK, DOES FANTASIES OF RAPING A PROSTITUTE CONSTITUTE "INHIBITION?" I SWEAR THIS THING IS SO NARROW-MINDED!* > You seem to be doing tricks that don't turn you on. There is nothing wrong with doing stuff solely > for your partner's sake, but take care that you don't do anything that makes you truly > uncomfortable. > *I DONT DO ANY TRICKS! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS!* > Check back with me on this in 10 years. Watch me get a perfect score. > -Cory

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