Posted by Andrew on July 22, 1998 at 10:17:53:
In Reply to: A Seven's Top Ten To Do List posted by BigDog on May 18, 1998 at 02:25:23:
From Andrew,
The top ten signs that you're a six.
10 – You get angry with the President and decide to assassinate him…..
9 – …....then decide you’d better not because it‘s too risky.
8 – You decide to become chairman of your club/congregation…..
7 – ….....then decide not to in case it makes ‘that uptight guy who glares at you’ angry.
6 – You decide to become a hermit because that seems safe and secure…..
5 –…....then you go bungee jumping followed by a free-fall parachute drop.
4 – You make sure that your tax records will survive ANY investigation,
3 – that you always get to work on time,
2 – that you never park illegally, then
1 – you go for a solo walking holiday in a foreign country besieged by bombing and tanks – and feel like YOU’VE COME HOME!!