Type 9 Top 10 list (at last!)

Posted by Alias on November 27, 2000 at 12:49:57:

You don’t understand why people find Homer Simpson funny (Does nothing all day, ‘Hmm.... Doughnuts’)

Contrary to popular opinion you have no trouble saying ‘N...nn...nnn...nnn....nu.’ (Translation: No.)

You never, ever get angry, and if you’ll kill anyone who disagrees.

You prove your decisiveness by taking just three months to choose the wallpaper.

When pouring coffee at the local Church someone says, “Coffee, and fast” then joins th elonger queue when they see it’s you serving.

It’s obvious to you that the three basic elements for survival are food, food and food.

When your flatmate insults you by suggesting that you live only for vast quantities of chocolate you rebute him harshly for forgetting the need for quality in Chocolate.

You regard romance as a waste of energy.

People say you blend in at parties but you don’t care as long as you can get to the food.

You get your type 4 flat mate to help compose this list and then get him to type it and send it.

Follow Ups:

• Re: Type 9 Top 10 list (at last!) Alias 09:57:26 11/28/00 (5)
  • O.K., you do deserve more than the one-liner I gave you, I'll tell you what I disliked (and liked) about your list and why. Joe (...) 18:21:59 11/28/00 (4)
    • couple things Jeff 07:51:59 11/29/00 (2)
      • Re: couple things Joe (...) 09:42:12 11/29/00 (1)
        • Re: couple things Jeff 10:44:34 11/29/00 (0)
    • Re: O.K., you do deserve more than the one-liner I gave you, I'll tell you what I disliked (and liked) about your list and why. Alias 05:07:45 11/29/00 (0)
• Does't this (rather inaccurate) list of stereotypes belong on the chat board and not on this one? (nt) Joe (...) 14:12:57 11/27/00 (7)
  • No. Emily [nt] 17:48:56 11/27/00 (0)
  • Hey, give it a rest, it's funny! Who cares if it's right? nt Anonymous 17:43:13 11/27/00 (5)
    • I was under the impression that this board was for serious discussion. Everybody jumped on Nick for writing stereotypes, none of his were any worse than these. (n/t) Joe (...) 00:22:35 11/28/00 (4)
      • Nothing pleases you, even Christ Almighty isn't good enough? Either write something perfect or SHUT UP you friggin AIDS case. No use for your kind 13:18:05 11/28/00 (2)
        • So, you think that homophobic slander is acceptable behavior? n//t Joe (...) 15:09:15 11/28/00 (0)
        • Ugh!! S. K. 14:38:05 11/28/00 (0)
      • Appreciate context and style. You'll understand. [nt] Mikko 02:22:03 11/28/00 (0)
• How does it feel to be the designer of an artifice of extreme amusement? n.t. Anonymous 12:59:15 11/27/00 (1)
  • Re: How does it feel to be the designer of an artifice of extreme amusement? n.t. Alias 05:09:48 11/29/00 (0)

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