Posted by Joe (...) on November 27, 2000 at 14:12:57:
In Reply to: Type 9 Top 10 list (at last!) posted by Alias on November 27, 2000 at 12:49:57:
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> You don’t understand why people find Homer Simpson funny (Does nothing all day, ‘Hmm.... Doughnuts’)
> Contrary to popular opinion you have no trouble saying ‘N...nn...nnn...nnn....nu.’ (Translation: No.)
> You never, ever get angry, and if you’ll kill anyone who disagrees.
> You prove your decisiveness by taking just three months to choose the wallpaper.
> When pouring coffee at the local Church someone says, “Coffee, and fast” then joins th elonger queue when they see it’s you serving.
> It’s obvious to you that the three basic elements for survival are food, food and food.
> When your flatmate insults you by suggesting that you live only for vast quantities of chocolate you rebute him harshly for forgetting the need for quality in Chocolate.
> You regard romance as a waste of energy.
> People say you blend in at parties but you don’t care as long as you can get to the food.
> You get your type 4 flat mate to help compose this list and then get him to type it and send it.