Posted by Riv on May 28, 2001 at 01:08:04:
In Reply to: Hahaha... 5s are obviously the most intelligent. posted by RoTtEn ApPlE on May 28, 2001 at 00:40:57:
> The question is... are 9s or 2s the dumbest? My money's on 2.
For real. I've seen two's that could find the way to beat any system. Land them in the middle of a strange country, penniless and homeless and by nightfall they have an apartment better than mine, a fully stocked refrigerator and a reservation at the best restaurant in town. and if an IQ test doesn't recognize this ability, it shows you the stupidity of IQ tests.
I went riding with a two one midnight who got a flat tire on the highway. BOOM! She had to find a gas station fast. Me? I can't fix a flat. I'm a five who doesn't even drive. BOOM! And this is the truth. The exit led to a well known slum district that I grew up in and left and I knew where "Gasoline Alley" was so we got off.
We were two white people in the middle of Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. and she tried to flag down two white cops. Of course they kept on going. We pulled into a station and the Arab didn't even want to open his window let alone help. So out of nowhere materializes a black man who eagerly fixed the flat right there in the Arab's gas station in about four or five minutes and was grateful for the $10 bucks we gave him.
Luck? Well, I remember another time a couple of miles north. This was a white homeless guy who appeared out of nowhere, also after midnight. He fixed her flat tire for a can of diet Pepsi.
The five? {I am a five} He would still be reading a book on how to fix a flat, but would have to wait until noon for the library or bookstore to open.
_Riv