Top Ten lists! (Type Three)

Posted by Derf 4w3 on November 30, 1997 at 12:12:27:

In Reply to: Top Ten lists! (Type Four) posted by John DiFool (4w5) on November 22, 1997 at 19:50:51:

Top 10 signs that you *might* be a 3:

10. You have more than 5 "self-improvement" books.

9. You drool during infomercials.

8. When you have a grand statement to make, you spend more time rehearsing your phrasing and tone than you do figuring out exactly what you're going to say.

7. You give yourself internal "pep talks."

6. You think that making a million dollars and living in a penthouse suite would be a "spiritual" experience.

5. You refuse to display your greatest skill... unless there's someone watching.

4. Your full-length mirror wears out from over-use.

3. When asked to list the things you couldn't survive without, you put "grooming implements" high on the list.

2. You dump your girlfriend because she just got laid off from her prestigious work position.

1. You suddenly want her back... because she just changed her hair.

...Since Four has already been done, I guess that's it for me! :\

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• Top Ten lists! (Type Five) Hunter Brooks 22:06:23 12/17/97 (2)
  • Re: Top Ten lists! (Type Five) Stacy 15:50:03 2/08/98 (0)
  • Re: Top Ten lists! (Type Five) John DiFool 21:12:56 1/08/98 (0)

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