Posted by Hunter Brooks on December 17, 1997 at 22:06:23:
In Reply to: Top Ten lists! (Type Three) posted by Derf 4w3 on November 30, 1997 at 12:12:27:
10. The last time your spouse and you went to a party, you hid under the bed for three days.
9. You enjoy computer programming, math, AND still claim to have a life.
8. You aren't sure what your house looks like from the outside.
7.You engage in small talk so that you can take notes on someone.
6.You know how to make gasoline for a lawn mower, but you just don't know what a lawn mower is.
5.You haven't cleaned the house since World War I.
4. The last person to talk to you while you were proving a theorem has not yet been found.
3. You enjoy doing taxes, but you never use a calculator.
2. You program a robot to pull you out of bed; that way you can be independent.
1. You think Independence Day isd the day to eat canned food, cold frozen waffles, and finish that web page.