Re: Do fast cars compensate for a small penis?

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> > Yes. > > I drive a 4-cylinder 102-hp 1995 Honda Civic. It's slow, but it LOOKS cool! It's white. Has a spoiler. Lowered. Futuristic wheels. Tinted windows. It *HAD* an awesome Pioneer stereo until some asshole broke into my car and stole it. I love my car...why? I like to zoom in and out of traffic, I like to look cool, GOD I LOVE TO IMPRESS PEOPLE! > > My girlfriend says I'm too SELFISH...ALL I THINK ABOUT IS MYSELF and when I get right down to it, she's absolutely right. I use her. For sex, help, friendship, and all that other stuff that is expected of a wife/companion. I use her, just like she uses me for her needs. > > It's so hypocritical when people say "You're using me!" Yea? No shit! And you're using me for your own desire to be loved by someone...BITCH! > > But I don't think so harshly towards Jessica. After all, it's our human destiny to procreate and both of us have finished our supposed life's goals. But that nihilistic Darwinianism leaves a bad taste in my mouth which I freely substitute with the taste of a Strawberry Daiquiri or a hard straight-up shot of Tequila. There must be more to life than tending to your family and work... > > And when I get next to that '94 Mitsubishi Eclipse at the stop light, I floor the pedal and let my cold air intake scream its name out into the night? Why do I like street racing? It's fun, it's competetitive, it's stylish. My car is so cute. If she was a woman, I'd fuck her. > > So anyways, humans have been asking WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE for centuries and some morons turned to "God" and others to he bottle and I don't know which is worse, but either way you get screwed. Maybe the secret of life is nothing even attainable, in fact, maybe the secret of life is not the GOAL but the PATH... > > I should be a Zen Master...if only Buddhism's complex, boring discourse didn't put me off. > > So enough about NF stuff (Life's Purpose!) Lets talk about NT stuff.... > > Ok so if you had a tank with unlimited ammo and fuel, could you take over the world in 1200 AD? I mean, everyone around you would have just swords and shields and what good is THAT gonna do to 40 ton steel tank? Hell, you could raze whole castles with just a few shots of your 30mm cannon! You would travel all over Europe and bring down entire armies! RUN OVER THE WOUNDED!!!! Blow off Horses heads with your machine gun. Give that freakin' knight the time of his life as your projectiles slice him in half! > > so i think it is very possible that you could take over the world) in the year 1200 but when would the tme frame end? I know you couldnt do it in 1800AD! They had cannons and explosives and al that good stuff. Maybe 1700? Were the cannons powerful enough to do some damage to the tank? > > > > aN iNTROVERTS pOEM > > Happiness is being alone > > Happiness is living on Antartica > > Happiness is taking a machine gun and mowing down all the people around you > > Happiness is a bitch > > POLITICS > > They who control the money control the guns control the law control the media. There is no difference between Democrat and Republican except superficial differences made to fool idiotic voters into thinking they have two completely different agendas. Politicians are owned by corporations and rich men, for human nature is that of SELFISHNESS and POWER-AGGRANDIZING. Especially those who become politicians. These are people who active sought out a job in which they command large groups of people. And you are naive enough to think they can't be tainted by power, prestige, sex, and all those other natural niceties? ;) > > Thus, politics has been always naturally RIGHT-WING. You could even make an argument that Soviet Russia was right-wing. Was that a FAIR AND LIBERAL SOCIETY? I think not. Fascism in new clothes. Marx was a left-wing liberal. Mao, Stalin, and the like were not. Why would a person in power wish to usurp themselves? Why would those in power give the power to the people? The only reason why the ELITE would invest in the people is if theres a payoff for them. Democracy works because it keeps the elite where they want to be. > > That is true politics. > > -Cory > I think that u couldnt take over the world on 1200AD because how would u cross ociens etc. in a tank? Maybe if it was an amphibious tank... Maybe then.

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