Lightbulb jokes

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> Has anybody invented any enneagram lightbulb jokes? > > Anyhow, when you see a spade what do you call it? > Seven: It's a make-believe tennis racket, or a paddle, or we could pretend it's a broomstick, or... > Eight: When I see a spade I call it a spade, dammit. > Nine: If you say it's a spade, it's a spade I suppose. > One: Whatever it is, it doesn't belong in the house. > Two: Enough about me. I'm sure you call it by a really wonderful name. > Three: It's a traditional excavating instrument, specially designed to enhance your gardening experience. > Four: I am glad to say that I have never seen a spade. > or > It's a symbol of bygone farming practices that were in touch with the earth, before big business > and industrialisation wrecked our connection with nature. > Five: I think you'll find that, if you're strictly accurate, that's not a spade but a shovel. > Six: This is some sort of test, isn't it? You can tell my enneagram type from the way I respond? > > Dafyd

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