Posted by Stacy on February 08, 1998 at 15:50:03:
In Reply to: Top Ten lists! (Type Five) posted by Hunter Brooks on December 17, 1997 at 22:06:23:
This could have been written only by a five LOL
: 10. The last time your spouse and you went to a party, you hid under the bed for three days.
: 9. You enjoy computer programming, math, AND still claim to have a life.
: 8. You aren't sure what your house looks like from the outside.
: 7.You engage in small talk so that you can take notes on someone.
: 6.You know how to make gasoline for a lawn mower, but you just don't know what a lawn mower is.
: 5.You haven't cleaned the house since World War I.
: 4. The last person to talk to you while you were proving a theorem has not yet been found.
: 3. You enjoy doing taxes, but you never use a calculator.
: 2. You program a robot to pull you out of bed; that way you can be independent.
: 1. You think Independence Day isd the day to eat canned food, cold frozen waffles, and finish that web page.