Posted by Geenius at Wrok on April 09, 1998 at 16:42:36:
TOP 10 INDICATIONS THAT YOU MAY BE A ONE
10. You consider the word "that" in the title above to be crucially
important.
9. You've ever felt yourself "burning with the fires of righteousness."
8. All your life, you've dreamed of being a building inspector.
7. You have all the cereal boxes on the shelf turned so that when you
grab one, the opened end of the inner bag will be opposite your hand
for easy pouring.
6. You exhibit brand loyalty when buying reference books.
5. You can't understand why the people at the deli keep putting the onion
on top of the cheese, when if they'd just put it between the meat and
the bread it wouldn't slide out all the time.
4. You actually take your sandwich apart to fix it.
3. The Scout Law seems, well, kind of OBVIOUS.
2. You read "Walden Two" and thought Skinner was really on to something.
AND THE NO. 1 INDICATION THAT YOU MAY BE A ONE:
1. You actually wrote 57 entries for this list, but the other 47 just
weren't good enough.