Posted by PseudoName on August 02, 1999 at 21:25:41:
In Reply to: Welcome wagon posted by Derf on July 31, 1999 at 22:40:57:
Oh that's rich and not too far off the mark. I must say, however, Hal didn't say he understood *me* when I came to the board... I feel soooo left out. *Sniff!*
Also, J5 actually, believe it or not, thought I was a five with 4 head energy!!!! A first!! I am unique!!! yess!!! I have realized my 4-ish goal!!!
> Whevever a newcomer appears on this board with an announcement or inquiry, these things are sure to happen:
>
> 1. Amanda will give him/her a "welcome aboard!" pep talk.
> 2. Hal will give him/her an "I understand you completely" reassurance (this usually happens only on the Four board).
> 3. Brian C. will hit him/her with a bit of low-key humor and insight.
> 4. If the newcomer's statement is audacious enough, DEECEE will retort with something SHORT 'N SWEET.
> 5. Johnny Five will type him/her as a 6, and maybe churn out a random list of celebrities.
> btw, I don't mean to offend anyone. I'm just funnin'.
> Later on,
> Derf